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ACT I
A country road. A tree.
Evening.
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Estragon, sitting on a low mound, is trying to take off his boot. He pulls at it with
both hands, panting. He gives up, exhausted, rests, tries again.
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As before.
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Enter Vladimir.
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ESTRAGON:
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(giving up again). Nothing to be done.
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VLADIMIR:
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(advancing with short, stiff strides, legs wide apart). I'm beginning to
come round to that opinion. All my life I've tried to put it from me, saying Vladimir, be reasonable, you haven't yet tried
everything. And I resumed the struggle. (He broods, musing on the struggle. Turning to Estragon.) So there you are
again.
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ESTRAGON:
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Am I?
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VLADIMIR:
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I'm glad to see you back. I thought you were gone forever.
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ESTRAGON:
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Me too.
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VLADIMIR:
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Together again at last! We'll have to celebrate this. But how? (He reflects.) Get
up till I embrace you.
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ESTRAGON:
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(irritably). Not now, not now.
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VLADIMIR:
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(hurt, coldly). May one inquire where His Highness spent the night?
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ESTRAGON:
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In a ditch.
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VLADIMIR:
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(admiringly). A ditch! Where?
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ESTRAGON:
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(without gesture). Over there.
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VLADIMIR:
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And they didn't beat you?
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ESTRAGON:
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Beat me? Certainly they beat me.
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VLADIMIR:
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The same lot as usual?
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ESTRAGON:
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The same? I don't know.
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VLADIMIR:
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When I think of it . . . all these years . . . but for me . . . where would you be . .
. (Decisively.) You'd be nothing more than a little heap of bones at the present minute, no doubt about it.
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ESTRAGON:
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And what of it?
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VLADIMIR:
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(gloomily). It's too much for one man. (Pause. Cheerfully.) On the
other hand what's the good of losing heart now, that's what I say. We should have thought of it a million years ago, in the
nineties.
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ESTRAGON:
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Ah stop blathering and help me off with this bloody thing.
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VLADIMIR:
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Hand in hand from the top of the Eiffel Tower, among the first. We were respectable in
those days. Now it's too late. They wouldn't even let us up. (Estragon tears at his boot.) What are you doing?
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ESTRAGON:
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Taking off my boot. Did that never happen to you?
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VLADIMIR:
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Boots must be taken off every day, I'm tired telling you that. Why don't you listen to
me?
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ESTRAGON:
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(feebly). Help me!
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VLADIMIR:
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It hurts?
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ESTRAGON:
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(angrily). Hurts! He wants to know if it hurts!
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VLADIMIR:
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(angrily). No one ever suffers but you. I don't count. I'd like to hear
what you'd say if you had what I have.
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ESTRAGON:
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It hurts?
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VLADIMIR:
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(angrily). Hurts! He wants to know if it hurts!
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ESTRAGON:
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(pointing). You might button it all the same.
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VLADIMIR:
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(stooping). True. (He buttons his fly.) Never neglect the little
things of life.
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ESTRAGON:
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What do you expect, you always wait till the last moment.
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VLADIMIR:
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(musingly). The last moment . . . (He meditates.) Hope deferred maketh
the something sick, who said that?
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ESTRAGON:
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Why don't you help me?
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VLADIMIR:
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Sometimes I feel it coming all the same. Then I go all queer. (He takes off his hat,
peers inside it, feels about inside it, shakes it, puts it on again.) How shall I say? Relieved and at the same time .
. . (he searches for the word) . . . appalled. (With emphasis.) AP-PALLED. (He takes off his hat again, peers
inside it.) Funny. (He knocks on the crown as though to dislodge a foreign body, peers into it again, puts it on again.)
Nothing to be done. (Estragon with a supreme effort succeeds in pulling off his boot. He peers inside it, feels about inside
it, turns it upside down, shakes it, looks on the ground to see if anything has fallen out, finds nothing, feels inside it
again, staring sightlessly before him.) Well?
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ESTRAGON:
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Nothing.
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VLADIMIR:
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Show me.
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ESTRAGON:
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There's nothing to show.
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VLADIMIR:
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Try and put it on again.
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ESTRAGON:
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(examining his foot). I'll air it for a bit.
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VLADIMIR:
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There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the faults of his feet. (He takes
off his hat again, peers inside it, feels about inside it, knocks on the crown, blows into it, puts it on again.) This
is getting alarming. (Silence. Vladimir deep in thought, Estragon pulling at his toes.) One of the thieves was saved.
(Pause.) It's a reasonable percentage. (Pause.) Gogo.
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ESTRAGON:
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What?
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VLADIMIR:
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Suppose we repented.
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ESTRAGON:
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Repented what?
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VLADIMIR:
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Oh . . . (He reflects.) We wouldn't have to go into the details.
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ESTRAGON:
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Our being born?
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